Its So Sexy


Random sweetness to improve your day.

And my trial is going great (thanks for asking). The Claimant’s lead witnesses has kicked off. In Afrikaans. Fucker. How the hell am I supposed to be canny and cunning in a language I only barely understand? I had to pass high-school Afrikaans by making up books to do “book reviews” on. If only my teacher knew – I could have had a book deal.

The reason for the new Audi R8 pic? My boss has it on pre-order and just received this email

From: The Audi Team []
Sent: 23 March 2007 09:00 AM
To: (My Law Firm Inc.) The Bossman
Subject: R8 letter

Dear Mr. Dazz’ Boss

We would like to take this opportunity to thank you for placing an order for the new Audi R8 with Lindsay Saker Audi.

Audi Centre Sandton is the sole Audi R8 franchise holder for the Lindsay Saker group and therefore we will be responsible for the delivery of your new Audi R8.

Audi SA are in possession of all Audi R8 orders placed in South Africa and they will be contacting you with more information.

South Africa is scheduled to receive a limited volume of Audi R8’s during the last quarter of 2007. Once we have received our allocation of vehicles and a list of available options from Audi SA, we will contact you to determine your requirements.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Some Guy      Ms. Some Chick
General Manager  Sales Manager



The only thing to think about now is whether to sink serious money into four wheels or the college funds. Hey, you can’t take it with you! Although some have tried



4 Responses to “Its So Sexy”

  1. Phlippy Says:

    I want it to have my children…

  2. Champagne Heathen Says:

    So that’s where you’ve been! Stop being such a lawyer & come back to te blog world…

    Bluddy Lawyers & their cars!!

  3. Mr Memetic Says:

    Dean James wants to borrow it. On a lone stretch of highway. I think you should let him.

  4. Dean James Says:

    Mr Memetic shouldn’t be allowed to put posts like this up! I demand you delete it and BAN HIM!

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